Ammy's World Wide Weird

coming soon...

2009-01-31T08:41:43Z

an update...

Ammy hates my state - Oregon

2008-04-04T05:09:41Z

Oregon
Too bad you can make interesting people out of Chai Tea.

Ammy hates my state - Oklahoma

2008-04-03T05:00:27Z

Oklahoma

All the arrogance of Texas without the size

I couldn't decide on the location today. I could have gone to Gay but decided not to. I just wonder if Hooker is close enough to merge the two towns. We could then have Gay Hooker :P

Ammy hates my state - Ohio

2008-04-01T02:24:34Z

OHIO
Congratulations Ohio, you're a notch above the appalachian inbreds

Ammy hates my state - North Dakota

2008-03-13T05:05:09Z

North Dakota

North Dakota maintains a population of less than 700,000. How do they do it? Zero sex appeal.

ammy_world @ 2008-03-01T23:35:00

2008-03-02T07:36:38Z

This sums up me life

Ammy hates my state - North Carolina

2008-02-29T06:22:46Z

North Carolina

Famous North Carolinian includes a former ambulance chaser (John Edwards), a woman who was so exciting her husband advertised Viagra (Elizabeth Dole) and a performer of very questionable quality (Clay Aiken).

You make California look normal!

IT'S BACK!! Ammy hates my state - New York

2008-02-28T05:19:12Z

New York

Buffalo, congratulations for having less than 20 feet of snow this year.

New York City, get rid of that egotistical self centered that you dare calling a real estate tycoon and I will consider having more respect for you.

ammy_world @ 2008-02-08T21:36:00

2008-02-09T05:37:21Z

My refrigerator is now on the fritz, my landlady isn't available and pretty much everything that's in there is going to be spoiled.

AAAAAAAAAARHG!

Ammy hates my state - New Mexico

2008-02-08T06:26:24Z

New Mexico

Congratulations New Mexico, you're finally cleaner than regular Mexico

IT'S BACK!! Ammy hates my state - New Jersey

2008-02-07T06:08:53Z

New Jersey

You are the second wealthiest state in the Union. Hire some maids and clean up the God damn place!

Ammy needs a public outcry

2008-02-05T04:39:32Z

"Unless there is a public outcry for a reunion"

Mon Feb 4, 2008 20:13pm PST
By Ammy

MONTREAL, CANADA (AMMY WORLD NEWS) - An enthusiastic Sandra Luciantonio, formerly of Montreal based band Gogh Van Go declared that she would love to reunite her old band.

"You don't see anything new from GVG unless there is a public outcry for a reunion, which I would love." commented Luciantonio.

Formed in the early 90's by Sandra Luciantonio and Dan Tierney, Gogh Van Go has been successful with many singles and a Juno Award winning video.

It is hoped that many fans will request that the band gets back together to complete a few more albums and maybe a tour. Readers of this are invited to enjoy the following videos which Sandra Luciantonio kindly posted.

Ammy hates my state - New Hampshire

2008-02-03T06:58:44Z

New Hampshire

How does it feel to be a state that gets any attention only during election years?

ammy_world @ 2008-01-30T21:47:00

2008-01-31T05:49:48Z

I still rank first on google for the term "hates my state". Who's your daddy!

I think I'll start hating each Canadian province soon as well. Of course, the value of American hate is worth more in Canada.

Ammy hates my state - Nevada

2008-01-31T05:46:54Z

I got wrapped up in other stuff yesterday and today I was *very* lethargic all day and I was thinking "Did I hate any state yesterday?" Well NOOOOOOOO I didn't.

But that doesn't mean Ammy doesn't hate

Nevada
It takes a lot of booze to forget that your economy is based on gambling and hookers.

Ammy hates my state - Nebraska

2008-01-29T05:15:22Z

Nebraska
On the list of cool states in the Union, you ranked 57th.

Ammy hates my state - Montana

2008-01-28T06:21:06Z

Montana
I love your beautiful sceneries...and the fact that they're owned by out-of-staters. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Ammy hates my state - Missouri

2008-01-27T07:52:52Z

Missouri
Remember in 2006 when St-Louis had a decent sports team? Man, that was the day

Ammy hates my state - Mississippi

2008-01-26T09:55:36Z

Mississippi
Like Louisiana but without the reasons to go there.

Ammy hates my state - Minnesota

2008-01-24T05:20:38Z

Minnesota
It's so cold in your state, you're hoping for Al Gore to shut up and global warming to happen.

Ammy hates my state - Michigan

2008-01-23T06:19:28Z

Some people have been waiting for this one...

Michigan is the home of Detroit, the Motor City. Michigan as a whole and Detroit in particular has been getting the hate from Greenpeace, Al Gore and other various environmentally friendly beatniks. Furthermore, they had the hate of Toyota and other foreign (mostly Japanese) automotive groups which brought the hate of Wall Street and all of the Gordon Gekko wannabes. This in turn brought layoffs which created hate towards the manufacturers from the very workers that at one point, had no hatred at all! I could go on, but you can see the chain reaction that this created.

So does Michigan need my hatred? Absolutely! My quest of hating each and every state wouldn't be complete otherwise. So without any further adieu...

Michigan
Congratulations Michigan, you make New Jersey look good

P.S. when someone in Michigan visits Gay, Climax and Hell all at the same time and says "I've been in Gay Climax Hell," how badly does the person gets laughed at?

Ammy hates my state - Massachusetts

2008-01-22T04:07:54Z

Massachusetts
Also known as the "watch paint dry state"

scored 55 % on the Social Deviant Test

2008-01-21T06:07:10Z

Shouldn't it be "Anomaly"?

Anyways, I'm 55% deviant. I'm disappointed in having such low score.

Your Score: Twisted Anomoly

You scored 55 % on the Social Deviant Test

They haven't made a catagory for you yet, you're so out there that they'll need a telescope and a machete to find you... and that's just the way you like it. The rest of the world can go screw itself, you're not about to be bothered with it all. So what if society wants to have you committed, you are your own person.

Link: The Are You a Social Deviant Test written by darkartificer on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
View My Profile(darkartificer)

Ammy hates my state - Maryland

2008-01-21T05:37:42Z

Maryland
Washington is next door and is home to the world's only superpower. But don't forget, you make awesome crab cakes (link for you foodies)

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2008-01-21T01:09:40Z

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